Indian startups cold-mailing their pitch: Brother, can you spare a dime?

“A very Good Morning. We’re a six month old startup. Traction of More than 1.8 lakh users. Retention jumped from 28% to 62% after our last update. Looking for funding. Need to meet. Can come to any place you call. Waiting for your response.” The author of message, who reveals his ‘ISM Dhanbad dropout’ status as he signs off, adds a line at the end. “Rahul Yadav has Zishaan Hayath. I’ve you. Please guide.”